Why is it always 11:00 at night before I decide I will do something here? I feel crummy, I'm tired and grouchy, and have so much on my mind that I can't sleep. I am screaming into the black hole of blog world and no one can hear me or really cares anyway. Hello? Anyone out there?
Let's see... I think my topic will be women tonight. Women in general...I have had a few years experience being a woman, (OK, all my life, no, I am not a he-she; and YES, I KNOW that isn't politically correct.. see my first paragraph.....grouchy, tired and I am talking to myslef anyway!)so maybe I can speak with some expertise on that subject (being a woman, that is).
Don't worry, I will give man a fair shake and make them a topic one night soon. Maybe I won't be so grouchy, and I can say nice things.
So......women....We are softer, shorter, not as strong as the male, intelligence is about the same as man in general, although I know a few who would argue with that. I say it all evens out statistically. I think our big contribution to the world (other than the propagation of the species, which is of mammoth importance...but you do need the other side for that) is liking pretty stuff. Was that a run-on sentence? Wasn't well crafted, but again.....talking to NO ONE. YES, liking pretty stuff makes us very important to the world, the world economy, and civilization. Don't believe me? Well, take all of the pretty stuff out of the world and what would you have? No landscaping, no Linens n Things store, no Pier One Imports.....For heavens' sake, there would only be places for food and clean underwear...Need I go on? We make worldwide employment opportunities to create, produce, and sell pretty stuff to us. The West was won by men but it was civilized and prettied up by women. Men want power and money. Women want to take that money and make everything pretty. If I didn't want to buy pretty stuff I probably wouldnt' work. Think about it, how much stuff in your house do you really need? I just bought a garden bench for my deck. I can't sit on it , but I love to look at it. It's PRETTY! It was originally $200.00....now come on, was that really necessary? But someone made it for me, a woman. Guaranteed a man wouldn't have bought a bench you can't sit on.
3 comments:
Good post! You know what else women are responsible for? Ceremonies. Think of it--all the times when they make men dress up. Graduation, weddings, funerals, whatever. Throw parades in there, too. Men don't go parading around unless they're showing off their car or something. Maybe I should blog about this too. I could go on.
I completely disagree. If there were no women, you wouldn't be able to find clean underwear anywhere.
Exactly! That's why you would only have stores for clean underwear cause the dirty underwear would be piling up somewhere.
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